Nice to meet you.
*packs a bong* see im not gunna rip it cause its a metaphor. *holds it to my mouth and makes saxophone noises* the real high is life
should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me
i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG
I’m not even sorry
do action movies know they can have more than one female character
scenery from Howl’s Moving Castle
“It’s not fair to me, and it’s not fair to other men like me,” he continued. “Having to live with society’s expectations that I accept women just the way they are takes an enormous toll.”
this whole article is gold
The Onion kills it yet again.
The story of the Titanic is very personal to each person who hears it, almost like a biblical story. This giant ship, all these people in the middle of the ocean, this iceberg, the warnings. What would it have been like to be there on that fateful night?
EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW
NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES
Get Back /Let It Be Sessions, January 29, 1969
The Beatles recorded Bésame Mucho a few times during their career. This was the last and the footage was included in the “Let It Be" film (x).